What has happened to the MCG?
Why is it hosting the rugby?
This once-proud bastion of Melbourne pride
Will play host to a Queensland side
Melbourne should not let New South Wales
Play here, unless they knock off the bails
At a cricket match like the Sheffield Shield
Look what they’ve done with the MCG field!
I swear I will not take a look
In fact, I will not know the score
Whether it’s eight or twenty four
Alas, I still cannot believe
What’s happened to the MCG.